The Second Empire of the Eclipse of United Provinces of Phoenix is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Sylvia II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.077 billion Phoenites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirānchi. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenix economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion Phoenix Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 317,327 Phoenix Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, Princess Sylvia II's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Provinces of Phoenix's national animal is the Ashtamangala Matsya Kalli Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Collective of Local Region's Faith.

United Provinces of Phoenix is ranked 2,683^rd in the world and 1^st in Federation of Bread for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,322.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.